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2026.10.04 13:34

Dakota Johnson Monologue - SNL

Saturday Night … 오래 전 2026.10.04 13:34 Taylor Swift 인기
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Third-time host Dakota Johnson talks about being at SNL on her birthday and dating musicians before being joined by her friend ...

이전글BTS 공연장 갔다가 오열한(?) 이유?2026.10.04

다음글Dakota Johnson's Introduction of Taylor Swift on SNL Is SO REAL! #taylorswift #snl2026.10.04

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@mhenry4248 　오래 전

Totally lame ?

2026-10-05 09:25

@RoadScholar-k6… 　오래 전

https://youtu.be/RcVZfJO01NI?si=i8oaGzrVC_9c4ET7
???

2026-10-05 09:21

@whityoung5763 　오래 전

Love the dress..... No Love what's under the dress....
Now I'm not sure....
Sheesh

2026-10-05 09:17

@jessicadonath5… 　오래 전

So when was the monologue supposed to get funny??? She’s gorgeous and a talented actress, this just wasn’t funny. ??‍♀️

2026-10-05 09:12

@triciabolster8… 　오래 전

Awww...they are just the cutest!

2026-10-05 09:10

@Tanfo77 　오래 전

That's not Dakota Johnson

2026-10-05 09:06

@shootermcgavin… 　오래 전

Dunno who that is

2026-10-05 09:01

@IlyaKhosravi-u… 　오래 전

love dakota… and also.. taylor !

2026-10-05 08:52

@eleventybenadr… 　오래 전

"oh cool, Dakota Johnson is hosting SNL again" - No One

2026-10-05 08:51

@kumceis 　오래 전

i'm not saying i don't like her, because i kinda do. . . but she's like both her parents (don johnson / melanie griffith) if they were under copious amounts of sedatives

2026-10-05 08:50

@emcee7654 　오래 전

Did she write her own monologue? Yikes.

2026-10-05 08:40

@elainehewitt68… 　오래 전

Boring and the dress looks oppressive as hell

2026-10-05 08:39

@lisarogers3393 　오래 전

I love it! ?

2026-10-05 08:20

@samf.s8786 　오래 전

So Dakota Johnson...
Is a Libra ♎

?

2026-10-05 08:04

@GerryR-n3o 　오래 전

Um...i think these two just made the "i wouldn't want to be in same room as amber heard" list. Clearly both of them are narcissists who don't have any ounce of regret for the mistakes they've made in they're lives so they self medicate and need to tell everyone about it so they can get fake reassurance and approval from people who don't know or care about their lives....and i got all that just by the few things she said in that monologue.
This is the worst snl I've ever seen, I've never hated dakota until now, every single sketch was not funny at all and real awkward on the silences where there should have been laughter.

2026-10-05 08:04

@jdsnyc 　오래 전

I couldn’t even listen to Dakota Johnson’s monologue after she mumbled the first few words-with the mumbling of Melanie Griffith and the ego of Don Johnson, she is an insufferable combination. Without that idiotic haircut that she never changes, nobody would recognize her with her new Frankenstein-Face.
You have enough money, now leave with your has-been boyfriends that absolutely nobody cares about anymore-time is ticking, go make an online business, and leave us alone. And why would you need security? Brush your bangs to the side, and nobody would even know who you are, with your new face-or quite frankly with your old face either, nobody cares outside of you being lucky enough to steal the job from a talented actress in “50 Shades”.
*Turned off SNL for the night, nobody needs to hear her voluntarily.
#LuckyDakotaJohnsonNepoBabyExtraordinaire

2026-10-05 08:04

@BryCee42069 　오래 전

i would date her so hard

2026-10-05 07:52

@XtinaCMV 　오래 전

Taylor saved this one.

2026-10-05 07:51

@Otlo-k3v 　오래 전

This monologue is so funny and good for mee ????

2026-10-05 07:47

@js27-a5t 　오래 전

bangs are back, baby! No more middle part! Now bring back skinny jeans!

2026-10-05 07:45

@mortyfortyhehe 　오래 전

why doesnt taylor do snl she would be so perfect

2026-10-05 07:44

@truegrit7697 　오래 전

Wow - dull.

2026-10-05 07:43

@marniekilbourn… 　오래 전

No to that red latex. MGK is not a sane choice for your current bf who you met at that hideous wedding. No, you and your bff don't need to both be with two total idiots from Cleveland.

2026-10-05 07:39

@lieslvista 　오래 전

So SNL needs to bring Swift to the show be they know it’s gonna flop again this week???

2026-10-05 07:37

@MikeHermetic 　오래 전

This was terrible and unfunny

2026-10-05 07:30

@ReesesGrammove… 　오래 전

Bro!!!

2026-10-05 07:29

@eMillion100 　오래 전

SNL is the dumbest show ever

2026-10-05 07:27

@gholtermann 　오래 전

What 2 musicians ??

2026-10-05 07:27

@trynfly 　오래 전

I LOVE DAKOTA AND MORE SO TAYLORRRRR

2026-10-05 07:24

@DrDoinks 　오래 전

*With all of that plastic surgery, Dakota looks nearly unrecognizable. I feel sorry for her,* she literally looked great and now looks sort of uncanny. ?

2026-10-05 07:20

@JoelApplegate 　오래 전

If she'd just picked up the pace of her words, some of this might've slapped.

2026-10-05 07:16

@casiocreator 　오래 전

gross

2026-10-05 07:14

@abbymcadams.ps… 　오래 전

yayay girls being friends against idoits yay

2026-10-05 07:12

@abbymcadams.ps… 　오래 전

Dakota totally got Anne Hathaway prego. lol

2026-10-05 07:10

@salspain678 　오래 전

Dakota Johnson proving yet again that nepotism will take you way farther in life than actual talent.

2026-10-05 07:09

@cherylclark250… 　오래 전

Lousy writing . . .

2026-10-05 07:08

@bigdoghat3827 　오래 전

How is this show still such a big deal when the writing has been mostly awful for decades? Exhibit A been the completely lazy and bare minimum comedic bar with this monologue. For goodness sake, take the writer hiring duties away from whoever's been doing it for years. Lorne Michaels probably

2026-10-05 07:07

@mrotoscope 　오래 전

Good to see Dakota show up for Taylor Swift's monologue.

2026-10-05 06:56

@NathifaFox 　오래 전

What did she do to her face? I did not recognize her. ?

2026-10-05 06:55

@msmolyansky 　오래 전

Verity was a good movie ?

2026-10-05 06:54

@TheGPott 　오래 전

Young people shouldn't use botox. Old people shouldn't either. Nobody should use botox.

2026-10-05 06:52

@MalvinRoger 　오래 전

She is not funny

2026-10-05 06:49

@mlc4050 　오래 전

Move over, Steven Seagal

2026-10-05 06:45

@Evan_InSac 　오래 전

She sucks. She has zero natural flow

2026-10-05 06:40

@brettteply1207 　오래 전

Happy belated birthday

2026-10-05 06:38

@TheMoon6stars 　오래 전

She wrote the monologue or what happened there?! ?

2026-10-05 06:34

@davefoley2825 　오래 전

This person is the absolute worst. Probably the most overrated Hollywood "star" ever.

2026-10-05 06:27

@bramblehollow 　오래 전

What did she do to her face? I'm getting Loomer vibes.

2026-10-05 06:23

@joematia537 　오래 전

She's more like her dad

2026-10-05 06:22

@joematia537 　오래 전

Dakota is lickety split

2026-10-05 06:21

@michaeleverett… 　오래 전

This week's episode was SO Bad. Last Week's episode was good, so the only one to blame is Dakota Johnson.

2026-10-05 06:20

@BDoan-r1v 　오래 전

Swift be gone stop interrupting shows football games everything that exists ever again

2026-10-05 06:20

@Kekshook-kc2li 　오래 전

Where funny

2026-10-05 06:18

@Panthercholo 　오래 전

Goddammit, she's fine.

2026-10-05 06:12

@joe_21224 　오래 전

whats wrong with her cheerks?

2026-10-05 06:11

@ParisInTheSpri… 　오래 전

What happened to her face?

2026-10-05 06:06

@kensteffes6712 　오래 전

Stupid

2026-10-05 06:05

@djoj20 　오래 전

awkward as always. love her

2026-10-05 06:02

@MaxamillianSte… 　오래 전

_IS TAYLOR SWIFT A JUGGALO⁉️?_

2026-10-05 05:56

@JeanneConnell 　오래 전

This was awesome! I’ll bet the ratings went crazy way up!

2026-10-05 05:52

@JehovaStan 　오래 전

Nobody cares about you dating musicians, but I guess that's the most interesting thing about you?

2026-10-05 05:43

@ciripa 　오래 전

i donno why she gives me the impression she cold AF maybe it s because of her roles or the way she talks, probably she ain t like that but she hot AF!

2026-10-05 05:40

@LuckyGnom 　오래 전

Was there a single joke in this one? Maybe about latex dress?

2026-10-05 05:36

@FreemindHD 　오래 전

Who are these people

2026-10-05 05:32

@OhHeyItsSage 　오래 전

2:47 LITERALLY Venus in Scorpio & Venus in Libra sharing the stage ? ??

2026-10-05 05:28

@MV-eo2ws 　오래 전

The Cleveland reference ?she just confirmed dating MGK.. allegedly

2026-10-05 05:27

@SteveRogers-nr… 　오래 전

Ohh wow The Verified Vision give me exact news

2026-10-05 04:59

@gernblandsten 　오래 전

This was lame

2026-10-05 04:56

@Floydwellian 　오래 전

Awkward.

2026-10-05 04:55

@elektrikman88 　오래 전

damn, now i want to become a musician

2026-10-05 04:46

@thekatiepace 　오래 전

The wink after Cleveland ?

2026-10-05 04:45

@KeikoKatze 　오래 전

taytay has made MANY SNL appearances, though most were just small roles.. such as ANNIE!

2026-10-05 04:40

@chacky4krsma 　오래 전

Why do I feel like she has lost a few bets, and ended up in some weird roles which don´t fit at all to her character? I mean: No one can tell me she is the average Latex-/Spandex-Girl, or has any emotional joy in cuffs or action scenes. How the hell did she even end up playing a badass demonical witch?

2026-10-05 04:37

@LeftNuttyBuddy 　오래 전

She gets hotter every year

2026-10-05 04:36

@azonialaplamis… 　오래 전

Taylor's dress looks familiar. It's awesome! like it! It has similarity with a dress worn by Monica Belluci in a magazine editorial...can't remember the title.

2026-10-05 04:35

@RichardCahill-… 　오래 전

GEN Z❤ WILL FREE PALESTINE ??

2026-10-05 04:34

@anas.9103 　오래 전

I like Dakota, I like the "IT Girl " moment of her. Her movies are another story. She needs the right part, she can't keep making bomb and bomb.

2026-10-05 04:31

@alphabeta492 　오래 전

Dress is not tight enough?

2026-10-05 04:23

@TheGmkproducti… 　오래 전

why is T sweezie dressed like an old couch?

2026-10-05 04:07

@TheManWithNoNa… 　오래 전

Just banged out SATURDAY NIGHT, keep up the good fight SNL! Good to have you back! ??

2026-10-05 04:07

@DanielAndDnast… 　오래 전

I loved Dakota until I saw her standing next to literal embodiment of evil

2026-10-05 04:03

@idontcheckmyno… 　오래 전

That red dress looks like something Megan Fox would wear

2026-10-05 04:00

@amrani_art 　오래 전

weak monologue :o

2026-10-05 03:59

@patricjensen60… 　오래 전

Awesome monologue~

2026-10-05 03:55

@patsy2069 　오래 전

I have no idea who Dakota is

2026-10-05 03:54

@fatkidgames438… 　오래 전

She has the personality of a board

2026-10-05 03:38

@kirkrogers6968 　오래 전

Terrible Monologue!!!!

2026-10-05 03:30

@MrRolandMichel 　오래 전

One of the rare cases, when Nepotism was actually deserved!

2026-10-05 03:26

@spicysour 　오래 전

Ew. No.

2026-10-05 03:23

@intellectIndia… 　오래 전

Dakota Johnson looking like her AI version or something far worse.

Why these celebrities can't age without surgeries and what not..

She lost innocence of her Face!

2026-10-05 03:21

@margo-g9k-p3q 　오래 전

3:17 For some reason Taylor's delivery and the TAP TAP TAP cracks me up

2026-10-05 03:19

@awestrich2172 　오래 전

Ben played such a good Taylor

2026-10-05 03:17

@tandysolomon82… 　오래 전

The Guardian panned the writing of this monologue and I would say the second half of it was fairly weak – but her delivery was incredible. So subtle. I’ve never been a fan before but that game show host piece was brilliant. Going to start paying attention to her career now, belatedly.

2026-10-05 03:16

@ToddlerinChief 　오래 전

Could have done without Tay Tay

2026-10-05 03:14

@myohmy7368 　오래 전

No entitlement or privilege was endangered or denied in this Skit.

2026-10-05 03:09

@artysarryn9111 　오래 전

Nepotism works wonders for her; I’ve never seen a good performance from her.

2026-10-05 03:08

@DickKnoxx 　오래 전

The writers brought their A game for this episode

2026-10-05 03:06

@snarkycharlies 　오래 전

Taylor openly supporting her friend Dakota and helping to promote her Colleen Hoover movie, but being completely silent for Blake's Hoover film speaks so loudly.

2026-10-05 03:05

@mjvielle 　오래 전

loved hearing abt musicians and seeing them behind her.. the house band seem like a nice crew, but actresses tend to date the crazy kind of musicians, not the steady ones.

2026-10-05 03:04

@sameerahmadbal… 　오래 전

So bad. Atrocious..

2026-10-05 02:59

@michaeltammaro… 　오래 전

This is SNL in 2026.
No one is funny and Taylor Swift is considered TALENTED.
Definitely the Signs of the Times.

2026-10-05 21:27

@statlerwaldorf… 　오래 전

Dakota's dress looks like a delicious Fruit Roll-Up

2026-10-05 21:24

@sourapple6604 　오래 전

Yall couldn’t get a better host ?

2026-10-05 21:23

@rydbthatsme 　오래 전

Madame Web mention??????

2026-10-05 21:07

@neilhofer4627 　오래 전

Snl hasn't been any good since the late '70s early '80s

2026-10-05 20:49

@James-oh5xc 　오래 전

I never heard of Dakota Johnson. Obviously a stage name. Who would name their child such a name. Dakota for a girl I first heard of Dakota Fanning. What is ts woman's actual name. is that Taylor Swift ? She is from the County in Pennsylvania where my friends and I use to think was all right. I actually live in the City of Reading Pennsylvania about 54 miles from Philadelphia. Taylor before becoming famous was working towards her goal. Many people believed that because her father has Money he bought her way into her career. Well Duh, that is what a Good Parent does. Good Job Taylor Swift. There were other famous people before her one Basketball Star in the 70s from Reading ,Stu Jackson. Look and see how many people came from Berks county, or Lancaster County , Philadelphia , Dr. J. Julius Irving. The list is longer than people think. Michael Constantine. Be Proud that some people made it big.

2026-10-05 20:34

@waqar245 　오래 전

I like Dakota, but this Monologue was pretty flat

2026-10-05 20:25

@jamesonwaltz72… 　오래 전

They knew dakota was like watching paint dry so the brought on a brown turd smudge to drop by randomly.

2026-10-05 20:25

@Spin721 　오래 전

Stop trying to make Dakota happen.
It's not going to happen.

2026-10-05 20:23

@乓董　오래 전

Always reminding of Miami Vice

2026-10-05 20:21

@TheRedSwallowC… 　오래 전

Wow, I haven’t watched SNL monologue in about 10 years, this just reminded me why.

2026-10-05 20:15

@Lauraod1306 　오래 전

Self deprication ? WTF

2026-10-05 19:50

@leonjohnson988… 　오래 전

Feel like Taylor just gets used as a ratings grab now honestly. Ever since The Eras Tour, every peice of media's like "oh how do we gurantee increased revenue and pr? ?. I know!, lets just chuck in Taylor!".

2026-10-05 19:49

@4-f5k 　오래 전

This is adorable and supportive ☺️❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

2026-10-05 19:24

@VickiEl-y8v 　오래 전

Kind of flattened the momentum from the cold open.

2026-10-05 19:12

@pickypainter 　오래 전

All this talk about dating musicians yet she's dating another musician ??? yeah okkkkkkk

2026-10-05 18:49

@JoeDoe-v5d 　오래 전

The state of comedy with this generation.

2026-10-05 18:12

@redrosevertigo… 　오래 전

Stop forcing her, she's not funny

2026-10-05 18:11

@ellieseesxoxo 　오래 전

Loving this!! ❤ Have never been a Dakota fan, but I'm a fan of Taylor Swift, so I might as well become a fan of Dakota, too. Also, "never say never" is our motto, especially this year!! ?

2026-10-05 17:45

@MdAnowar-h1e 　오래 전

সট লালে ভালো ধন্যবাদ আমার থেকে নেয় সে লেখনী আমি লেখছি

2026-10-05 17:30

@JouniKyy-xn4kd 　오래 전

Can see kilometers but still many

2026-10-05 17:26

@100eleventy 　오래 전

Yikes. I have been watching SNL since 83’ and this was by far the hardest monologue to get through. Horrible topic

2026-10-05 17:17

@angelthman1659 　오래 전

So the joke is that she wouldn't be into an older black musician?

2026-10-05 16:59

@40stefanie 　오래 전

Well, hasnt this nepo girl become quite the "it" girl. Taylor Swift should go into more acting, she is hilarious?

2026-10-05 16:50

@heytheredee 　오래 전

Kind of a cop out to have to bring Taylor Swift on

2026-10-05 16:48

@samb9403 　오래 전

Damn, pretty big dropoff in the coolness department from last week...blows, figuratively and literally I'm sure.

2026-10-05 16:12

@Danny-br3tu 　오래 전

awful monologue. she usually kills it too.

2026-10-05 15:40

@janellekloth 　오래 전

Omg the Cleveland reference ?

2026-10-05 15:10

@LowKeyVoodoo 　오래 전

I love her!

2026-10-05 14:56

@AngryUterus 　오래 전

Did she write this monologue? It's really degrading.

2026-10-05 14:53

@JesseRai-b1z 　오래 전

Boring

2026-10-05 14:47

@satwilliams 　오래 전

On musicians:
"Some of them don't wear shoes. Some of them are terrible in bed. But all of them are in my DMs." ?

2026-10-05 14:42

@NamGungEun 　오래 전

Dakota Johnson Monologue - SNL

2026-10-05 14:31

@paulsolon6229 　오래 전

Not funny

Boredom

2026-10-05 14:27

@katiebug04 　오래 전

I'm sorry but Taylor did not look good. She has over $1,000,000,000 and the last few times she's been out did she even brush her hair? And she's so THIN :/

2026-10-05 14:27

@paulsolon6229 　오래 전

Ugh

She has nothing to say, and she says it

2026-10-05 14:25

@brentkelly9864 　오래 전

painful. blegh.

2026-10-05 14:10

@roostroaster 　오래 전

how not to have a dating life. / plus every actress in Hollywood has a lip renewal date.... for looking like this?

2026-10-05 14:05

@lynndvorak 　오래 전

Dakota has had her face so molded with plastic since Fifty Shades trilogy.

2026-10-05 13:56

@mymelodymusic 　오래 전

“Day yum that’s crazy!” Is me. I’m a therapist ?

2026-10-05 13:42

@UltraHarmonics 　오래 전

T-Swift built like a NBA center, jesus...

2026-10-05 13:28

@UltraHarmonics 　오래 전

is being somewhat attractive the ONLY qualification for women on this show?

2026-10-05 13:28

@erictalbert463… 　오래 전

Taylor Swift cameo was cool

2026-10-05 13:21

@Userxyzww8172 　오래 전

Why does Chris Collinsworth say "Right?" so often??

2026-10-05 13:01

@kdzl4shzl 　오래 전

Despite this monolog sounding like it was written by an elder millennial male reminiscing about the women in their early 20's when he was also in his 20's to have a woman in her 20's and the one billionaire that I volunteer as tribute to eat for #WeOnlyNeedToEatOneBillionaire #NotAfraidOfSwifties...

Dakota Johnson was not horrible the last time she hosted, and Weekend Update will be worth watching the whole episode, so was the cold open

2026-10-05 12:57

@jacquelinelope… 　오래 전

Happy birthday Dokota! ❤❤❤❤❤❤

2026-10-05 12:45

@borabora6700 　오래 전

She doesn't look like the person she used to be. I hope she can find some peace within herself.

2026-10-05 12:40

@kinsey8109 　오래 전

Wasn't bad til garbage showed up!!

2026-10-05 12:39

@pilinfafa 　오래 전

DAKOTA Was Terrific and the surprise visitor.. super Tay Tay

2026-10-05 12:39

@stephonpheng58… 　오래 전

Oof, rough Monologue. Dakota not escaping the untalented Nepo baby who has no facial expressions, accusations. Lady needs to put down the blunt ?

2026-10-05 12:38

@chantal-o3h 　오래 전

Dakota’s comedic timing is off in the monologue, she is a better dramatic actress versus comedian.

2026-10-05 12:31

@Eleison23 　오래 전

00:01 so good to see Hannah Montana all grown up and giving the Best of Both Worlds tonight

2026-10-05 12:31

@millhouserreno… 　오래 전

Adding Madame Web to my watch list

2026-10-05 12:25

@Muflon98 　오래 전

People who film human death are the same heartless monsters as ISIS, they also made human death and suffering an object for videos, shows and likes (in their case also propaganda, but the principle of dehumanization is the same). Hyenas would never film the death and suffering of their mother, and they would not indifferently pass by their loved one who is drowning, suffocating, dying, suffering and would not have a show of how lions tear him to pieces or how he burns or how he is about to jump from a building or bridge and they would not spread it publicly and would not write unethical comments about it, and moreover, that person, unlike those hyenas, could save someone's life while others just indifferently walked around, looked on and filmed and wrote unethical comments about his suffering, the pain of death, dying and, moreover, the terrible dying.

2026-10-05 12:18

@davewojtowicz2… 　오래 전

I think there is an A cup between the 2 of them lol

2026-10-05 12:14

@Thxihateit 　오래 전

Thought she was going to say, “I do what I always do on my birthday, eat a delicious bowl of limes…”

2026-10-05 12:07

@kolbefrevrrr19… 　오래 전

taylor doing quite literally anything to promote her new album except sing it

2026-10-05 12:03

@otoñosempitern… 　오래 전

Queens ?❤‍??

2026-10-05 12:02

@ji94creates 　오래 전

Happy birthday!

2026-10-05 11:46

@andrewyarosh18… 　오래 전

This was unwatchable…..

2026-10-05 11:39

@advisorycontan… 　오래 전

YAAAAAAAAAAAA

2026-10-05 11:31

@DionneRoxanne 　오래 전

I imagine somewhere Blake Lively is watching this and steaming like a tea kettle!??

2026-10-05 11:26

@pickles_y 　오래 전

Taylor swift is so cringe lol

2026-10-05 11:25

@relojes_plumas… 　오래 전

She is not talking about her private life. Other people write the monologue for her. Actually, for every host.

2026-10-05 11:15

@timmyreed5380 　오래 전

I don't even know who these musicians are

2026-10-05 11:14

@francescorengi… 　오래 전

See she is funny! billion points for booking tay tay . Her energy is a bit slow but when she does her thing it works. Its like a funny simmer. I do think that even with that beat it could have been tighter. 9

2026-10-05 11:11

@KatharineMcCar… 　오래 전

That looks like a pour-on dress.... huh. She wears it well though. Cool.

2026-10-05 11:09

@oldindependent… 　오래 전

dull

2026-10-05 11:07

@22CaptainAmeri… 　오래 전

2:37

2026-10-05 11:01

@smedra1335 　오래 전

3:46 “And Cleveland, Allegedly;)” Mgk got that frfr

2026-10-05 10:46

@CraftsmanJack9… 　오래 전

Two fine ladies that are very Intune with their surroundings and each other, love it.

2026-10-05 10:42

@katwil89 　오래 전

I'm so sick of Taylor Swift. Can we go five minutes without her being shoved down our throats?

2026-10-05 10:41

@Ch3micalboy 　오래 전

Can Taylor host already

2026-10-05 10:31

@mikeolson3939 　오래 전

Yo, stop with the plastic surgery Dakota.

2026-10-05 10:26

@genesisr5197 　오래 전

Why would the writers do her like this? ?

2026-10-05 10:22

@imsethpullona 　오래 전

This is soooooooo awkward.

2026-10-05 10:22

@jemusalem 　오래 전

What a depressing monologue.

2026-10-05 10:19

@SaintD382 　오래 전

I'm going to watch _Verity_ just to see the make-out scene.

2026-10-05 10:19

@Redmagematty 　오래 전

2:47 oh. Gross.

2026-10-05 10:19

@geraldpatterso… 　오래 전

Her delivery was terrible as has been most of the skits 2 episodes in. Something is going on wrong behind the camera

2026-10-05 10:11

@myanewlife 　오래 전

Plastic surgery?? Why Hollywood women paying money to get uglier...

2026-10-05 10:02

@MarieE.512 　오래 전

Sadly Verity author is terrible.

2026-10-05 10:02

@D-timeCounterm… 　오래 전

2026-10-05 09:56

@nearsite 　오래 전

Dam, I can see her dad in her face.

2026-10-05 09:56

@LillyRose-q8u 　오래 전

?ewwww

2026-10-05 09:52

@growthunlocked… 　오래 전

am I the only one who noticed something is off with Dakota's vibe recently? in all her recent appearances , she looks like she is on the verge of breakdown...

2026-10-05 09:49

@smit15371 　오래 전

Oh dear

2026-10-05 09:49

@viicristina 　오래 전

"And Cleveland" is crazy

2026-10-05 09:48

@carloscastVeVo 　오래 전

Holy shit she brought tf?

2026-10-05 09:48

@MadelineMetzge… 　오래 전

This is sooo loud ?

2026-10-05 09:35

@Toff-Gaming 　오래 전

TAYLOR SWIFT IS THIS WEEK'S MUSICAL GUEST???

2026-10-05 09:34

@trixie-m5n 　오래 전

Dumb and Dumber.

2026-10-08 06:21

@mikhail_fil 　오래 전

Hegseth, was best. The episode will be even funnier when GOP sweeps midterms.

2026-10-08 05:07

@WaterBearer17 　오래 전

She’s been in 20 relationships before these two musicians

2026-10-08 04:17

@Dekon-t1b 　오래 전

Hello

2026-10-08 02:01

@MijnSanseveria 　오래 전

This whole episode was not that funny but I kept looking because of her...

2026-10-07 23:47

@2005dave 　오래 전

Gotta love Leroy Leon Pendarvis - nice try big guy!

2026-10-07 20:08

@glassmonkeyfac… 　오래 전

I love SNL, but they gotta get some better hosts than these first two weeks. These have not but been funny, except for Update and Mikey Day stealing the show.

2026-10-07 17:56

@laxmiheengama 　오래 전

It’s not fair if u don’t give me justice

2026-10-07 17:27

@laxmiheengama 　오래 전

I don’t know how true it is u can check it I do t care u keep all ur money but I want justice for the attacks I went through that medium attacked me I some lady South African I saw one time I don’t know I do t know where the haunting is comming from so what ever I went through I’m telling u

2026-10-07 17:27

@laxmiheengama 　오래 전

May be it’s thier app or something I do t know one time he said he’s the creator on you tube

2026-10-07 17:25

@laxmiheengama 　오래 전

Some thing with Kimberley I do t know what

2026-10-07 17:24

@laxmiheengama 　오래 전

Whose acting

2026-10-07 17:23

@seanliburd57 　오래 전

South Dakota or North Dakota???️???

2026-10-07 13:38

@indiaelias2249 　오래 전

No entiendo el humor gringo ?

2026-10-07 12:57

@Lama12339 　오래 전

She’s underrated and overrated at the same time

2026-10-07 12:37

@batmanjones655 　오래 전

Jesus, Universal is just shameless with the way they shove their no-talent talent down our throats...

2026-10-07 11:33

@Snow-cs3le 　오래 전

lame

2026-10-07 10:59

@manolocorp 　오래 전

Dating Chris Martin, pfffffff

2026-10-07 10:33

@ItsMe_CZ 　오래 전

I wonder who wrote this- honestly, it wasn’t her delivery… the content was an outdated stereotype with no substance. Sad.

2026-10-07 10:23

@SleepingTime-v… 　오래 전

Life until this monologue

2026-10-07 10:00

@TamaraKane 　오래 전

She’s great. People hating on her acting obviously don’t watch movies or know anything about acting.

2026-10-07 09:50

@penmax5137 　오래 전

Lol????????

2026-10-07 09:24

@snivedd 　오래 전

Unfunny

2026-10-07 08:54

@m7floyd 　오래 전

I wonder if Kanye West still thinks Beyonce's music video was better than Taylor Swift's! Beyonce was good but not a goddess, Taylor is, even though I hate both of their music Genre.

2026-10-07 08:51

@pp-cb8db 　오래 전

What has happened to her face! Sad!

2026-10-07 06:54

@SpaniardinCali 　오래 전

I love Dakota. She seems so genuine and down to earth.

2026-10-07 06:37

@AA-wc3tw 　오래 전

I like airing my dirty laundry about my toxic mother to my FB page, but this monologue and her dating history is just extremely uncomfortable.
This is a comedy show, ma'am......maybe try to be funny?

2026-10-07 06:25

@smokeyJmirror 　오래 전

I just got excited for mean, scary gf and now I find out Dakota is single? the stars are aligning. better upgrade my uke skills if she likes musicians. ?

2026-10-07 06:17

@mmtthewkatz441… 　오래 전

Don't worry, Dakota Johnson; I watched Madame Web. It was... a movie.

2026-10-07 05:43

@resplendentwit… 　오래 전

Her 14 hour sleep schedule is working...

2026-10-07 03:18

@guilhermegraca… 　오래 전

Why does her face look more plastic than her dress? I hope it's just too much makeup.

2026-10-07 02:39

@bfly5990 　오래 전

She dated Chris Martin for many years , then role model,and now she’s dating MGK

2026-10-07 01:59

@NoobMister0 　오래 전

Hollywood stars just keep changing their face lmao.

2026-10-07 01:15

@Napoleon-II-f5… 　오래 전

For a second I thought it was Snarky Jay. But then again her videos on YouTube are way funnier than SNL that they finally begged her to get here.

2026-10-07 00:47

@marysketch4772 　오래 전

Good monologue.

2026-10-07 00:05

@KennyDewy 　오래 전

I hate it when the love of my life starts talking about her exes… ?

2026-10-07 00:00

@markhertlein47… 　오래 전

Lame AF

2026-10-06 23:55

@christianlasse… 　오래 전

ooof, that was so painful to watch. I want those 4 minutes of my life back.

2026-10-06 23:37

@ST-Kara338 　오래 전

Dakota is very likable, genuine, natural and pretty in a not trying so hard way. And looks like Taylor Swift dumped Blake Lively and got a new friend

2026-10-06 23:14

@Stickmanjake 　오래 전

Wowza. Love the capitalist Taylor who cosplays as a philanthropist. Too awesome man, she will go down in history as a total icon! Embarrassing asf

2026-10-06 22:56

@JulietCrowson 　오래 전

What is zoloft?

2026-10-06 22:40

@NancyBlackmon-… 　오래 전

I’m sorry, but Dakota Johnson’s hair looks horrible, and when is Taylor Swift going to get rid of her little girl bangs?? I am sick of them

2026-10-06 21:42

@DaisyNylaM.Sta… 　오래 전

YOU CAN WRITE NAMES IN ON YOUR BALLOTS. nominate ((( Kevin Costner ))) FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!! research for yourselves, he would be amazing.

2026-10-06 21:31

@asprigardenia3… 　오래 전

NOBODY CARES...

2026-10-06 20:18

@DaisyNylaM.Sta… 　오래 전

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUTIE

2026-10-06 20:02

@hayfordfrempon… 　오래 전

1:25 Leon That’s Nice

2026-10-06 19:30

@hayleyh.6989 　오래 전

That was the worst monologue I've ever watched...whoever allowed this should be fired. ?

2026-10-06 19:09

@thesimplenewsm… 　오래 전

I think to be used unknownly should be forbidden. The reason is obvious For the Taylor and The Dakota.

2026-10-06 18:42

@BeKindLoveAll 　오래 전

Oh gosh. Yall call me next time you forgot to write a monologue. I’ll come up w something for ya.

2026-10-06 16:59

@RoseyRosies 　오래 전

Who is her mother or father how does she keep getting jobs

2026-10-06 15:23

@MichaelSilverM… 　오래 전

From the monologue to the end, it was a snoozer of an episode for sketches. TURNSTILE ROCKS.

2026-10-06 14:01

@abj99861 　오래 전

How the hell is this lame ass show still on the air

2026-10-06 13:52

@GoFoo-z2t 　오래 전

After Dakota makes the transfender joke and "Taylor" shows up for no reason I was expecting a announcement. I really hope she makes the announcement soon, I really want to see her do Hedwig on Broadway.

2026-10-06 12:59

@natekenworthy7… 　오래 전

Was the audience volume turned down? They seemed quiet for Dakota's walk out, Taylor and the entire monologue.

2026-10-06 12:47

@eaglepoint56 　오래 전

Wow, two weeks in a row where dull hosts pretended to be funny, sketches fall flat and Lorne Michaels is still employed. Lorne it’s been 50 years try retirement!

2026-10-06 12:44

@nancykelsey166… 　오래 전

Can we please go 1 day without TS making the news.. WTFrick SNL.

2026-10-06 12:27

@sheppa60 　오래 전

Sooo..l've date a lot of famous people recently...and they hated me...so can you write me something about that? And my friend did too! Maybe she can come?!

2026-10-06 12:18

@LeNoNo1978 　오래 전

Ugh, I hate that she's in the Swift club now. Thought she was better than that.

2026-10-06 12:17

@ScottieLandona… 　오래 전

??? Happy Belated I guess

2026-10-06 12:04

@SameerReddy-t6… 　오래 전

She is looking for a husband

2026-10-06 12:03

@alankramer8734 　오래 전

3:07 Fine as frog’s hair

2026-10-06 11:59

@sage.2969 　오래 전

Im the words of Rosie O Donnel just not funny.

2026-10-06 11:58

@valeriehartman… 　오래 전

It always amazes me all these actors who can act yet are pretty clueless and dumb when it comes to speaking in front of an audience. Her monologue was really not impressive. The wow was on Taylor, not her. Dakota is cute, but not really smart.

2026-10-06 11:49

@iidentifyasski… 　오래 전

Watching this gave me spontaneous full-facial paralysis. I didn't know you could catch botox from watching youtube videos. They really should have to put a warning on these.

2026-10-06 11:46

@juliacolson504… 　오래 전

Remind anyone of middle school?

2026-10-06 11:35

@Sanders-wo3nl 　오래 전

She looks different

2026-10-06 11:15

@AhmedObaid-c4d 　오래 전

Shut up Meg

2026-10-06 11:04

@TyreseHall-o8b… 　오래 전

I'm glad Dakota Johnson returned to host SNL for the 3rd time. So, her 3rd time hosting is a charm. Her birthday is great. She's a veteran SNL host having her to hosting the show three times. ?????????

2026-10-06 10:57

@aidanyelsma776… 　오래 전

Taylor Swift’s private jet tail code is N3200X

2026-10-06 10:45

@thoedfasho 　오래 전

She looks like Jigsaw's doppelganger!

2026-10-06 10:45

@chuckconner252… 　오래 전

She looks like Katy Perry but less manly.

2026-10-06 10:38

@koishi_the 　오래 전

when doe s she say he the THING the THING SAY IT SYAS IT THIS IS WHY PPL MY AGE DONT WATCH SNL GIVE US XXX MINECRAFT VERITY

2026-10-06 10:34

@E12-f2m4h 　오래 전

3:15

2026-10-06 10:29

@psychocritic 　오래 전

Currently, Blake Lively is sobbing on her couch watching the episode and flipping through old pics of her and Taylor lol.

2026-10-06 10:27

@loveforeignacc… 　오래 전

She needs to chill out on the needless cheek implants cuz it's not doing her any favors; actually, quite the opposite.

2026-10-06 10:24

@MOONSIP2 　오래 전

Dreadful. Embarrassing.

2026-10-06 10:11

@CharlotteMarie… 　오래 전

How stupid.

2026-10-06 10:10

@maribelcaudill… 　오래 전

Feliz Cumpleanos!

2026-10-06 10:02

@RoadScholar-k6… 　오래 전

https://youtu.be/mw3kSNIxjqo?si=tPzmFIhf7mMv3Suo ???

2026-10-06 09:57

@davisbs999 　오래 전

It's relatable to see that movie starts get nervous with public speaking as well

2026-10-06 09:53

@AnkurSethi108 　오래 전

She is also on the Botox train

2026-10-06 09:32

@RyanZoerner-yj… 　오래 전

What are those merciless cheeks, doing here?

2026-10-06 09:31

@therealtartuff… 　오래 전

Can't get lamer than Taylor Swift.

2026-10-06 09:31

@javierbustaman… 　오래 전

Was Ellen invited to her birthday party? ?

2026-10-06 09:30

@rickneal4967 　오래 전

This was....funny?

2026-10-06 09:06

@raymort3 　오래 전

Does anyone really think this woman is attractive?

2026-10-06 09:04

@sYnSilentStorm 　오래 전

This monologue is just as bad as she is....a perfect representation...

2026-10-06 08:59

@alisebasset812… 　오래 전

I'm getting an insight into why the breakups.

2026-10-06 08:47

@randomnonymous 　오래 전

Did she get plastic surgery? She looks different.

2026-10-06 08:32

@qwertyyyyyyyyy… 　오래 전

*HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAKOTA!!!* ?

2026-10-06 08:28

@whyohmean 　오래 전

It was hard enough to listen to her dating issues. Then Taylor showed up. Couldn't take any more!

2026-10-06 08:22

@chem3066 　오래 전

God I am so sick of seeing T Swift OMG

2026-10-06 08:19

@ayyawar 　오래 전

I guess Verity won't make any either.

2026-10-06 08:17

@shonaharris932… 　오래 전

I like Dakota, but she was very wooden and awkward in this monologue. I wonder if the monologue was not her idea? Taylor seemed more relaxed and better acting skills. Dakota’s acting in some of the skits on this night of SNL were better though.

2026-10-06 08:15

@moegreeneyes43 　오래 전

What did she do to her cheeks, ( facial!)?

2026-10-06 08:10

@jac929 　오래 전

Dakota is such a natural beauty.

2026-10-06 08:06

@admandysworld 　오래 전

I liked that one. ❤

2026-10-06 08:02

@rubinsteined 　오래 전

Omfg....she's on some heavy duty meds

2026-10-06 07:54

@reginasuangco8… 　오래 전

HBD DAKOTA!!! ???

2026-10-06 07:41

@pt.zer0000 　오래 전

everything was going great.. then taylor swift showed up :/

2026-10-06 07:37